Showing posts with label Glow Up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glow Up. Show all posts

Monday, July 22, 2024

Mrs. Peach- Declares Joe Biden-The Greatest American Statesman

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 Mrs. Peach declares President Joe Biden as, The Last Great American Statesman! Joe Biden is a great American hero and statesman for putting his America and its citizens before politics and party!

My Dear Fellow Americans,

Today we witnessed a Great American Statesman perform the Ultimate Act of Heroism for the Honor of his Country. Make no mistake, I called out Joe Biden and needled him about leaving the race. He stepped up and made the decision to Endorse my girl Kamala Harris. We hope that her acceptance will be swift and seamless for all our good fortunes. This is not a time for the Power hungry Man guys in the wings to begin suggesting we make this a process. Sit down boys, The Girls Are Back In Town! This is not Children's Playground its my turn to be the leader. It is a time for the Chosen Ones to step forward and to accept their rein. We have been preparing ever since the Orange Man, Mr. Caligula decided to run for a second term. No dice! I say, Sir!You are going to loose. It will be the greatest loss of all losses. The Great American Glow Up Has Begun! You Sir! Just Go Away like the spoiled baby actor you are.

You all saw my Dream Ticket Wish Harris/Whitman on my last blog. It is a dream wish, but you know as you have now seen, people, Dreams Do Come True! However I am not filled with rigidity now is the time for a great shift. The American Glow Up Cultural Revolution Has Indeed Begun! I am going to go way out on a limb here. Since God indeed is showing us his glory and The Chosen are stepping forward I will ask for the sky.

Mrs. Pete Peaches Pie In The Sky Best Ever Dream Ticket Harris/Buttigieg!

The more you use what God has Given You, the More God Will Give You! We are indeed asking and just as Joel Osteen has preached with incredible success. Step forward and act as if it is already yours. We are going to win the American Election! All The Chosen, Please Step Forward Now! Our work indeed has just begun. My Prediction is a Harris/? win!

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